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UMC Apparel

The Anabolic Joker : Oversize Tee

The Anabolic Joker : Oversize Tee

$64.95 CAD
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🃏 The Anabolic Joker – Oversized Tee

“Why so skinny
?”

Some just want to watch the world burn.
Others just want to watch their muscles grow.

Welcome to the twisted world of The Anabolic Joker, a brutal gym parody inspired by The Dark Knight’s iconic villain — reimagined as a psychopathic muscle mastergainer addicted to chaos, hypertrophy, and the pump.

This isn’t just a shirt.
It’s a descent into madness
 and muscle.

💉 The Lore – Madness Meets Muscle

They say he wasn’t always this big. Once, he was just another lifter—skinny, weak, ignored. But one failed bulk changed everything. A bad mix of pre-workout, dark thoughts, and untested “supplements” sent him spiraling into anabolic insanity.

Now, he prowls the iron asylum, spreading his philosophy:

“Why be serious
 when you could be huge?”

He believes that the pump is chaos — that only through pain, laughter, and extreme gains can a lifter find true freedom.
Every rep is a joke. Every vein, a punchline.
And every mirror selfie? A confession.

He’s not training for approval — he’s training for mayhem.

đŸ”„ Design Features

  • Front Print: The Anabolic Joker in full psychotic glory — grinning, shredded, chalk-dusted hands gripping a barbell like a weapon.

  • Quote Detail: “Why so skinny
” scrawled in warped graffiti style across the chest.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Oversized Pump Cover Fit – Ideal for hiding your “cutting season” or just looking huge on a bulk.

  • High-Quality Print – Crisp, vibrant parody art that’ll survive washes and sweaty workouts.

  • Ultra-Soft Cotton – Breathable, durable, and comfortable whether you’re lifting or lounging.

  • Conversation Starter – Expect nods, laughs, and “where’d you get that?” every time you wear it.

🧠 For Those Who Lift with Madness

This isn’t for the average gym-goer.
It’s for those who’ve looked into the abyss of overtraining and laughed.
For those who understand that discipline and insanity are separated by one more rep.

Whether you’re bulking in the shadows or cutting in chao

© 2025 VĂȘtements Unholy Mass Cult inc.. All rights reserved.

Clothing Materials

Specs and Materials :

  • Mix of high quality polyester and spandex
  • Stretchy
  • Durable
  • Anti-Odor
  • Dry Fit
  • Bodybuilder Cut

Print Specs

  • Art design printed with best DTF Transfer
  • DTF method for best quality and longevity
  • UMC logo printed with DTF
  • Wash in cold water and don't put in dryer for best longevity of the Print

Artist

Drawn by Antoine Bisson, Founder and Artist of Unholy Mass Cult

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The Best Quality

Our high-quality oversized t-shirts, crafted by our renowned provider and partner Aquila Canada, are designed for athletes who demand the best.
Made from a premium blend of polyester and spandex, they offer durability, stretch, and comfort, with advanced features like anti-odor technology, moisture-wicking dry-fit fabric, and a bodybuilder cut that enhances your physique.
Perfect as gym pump covers or casual wear, these shirts combine performance, style, and versatility, making them the ultimate choice for fitness enthusiasts.

Reasons Why Our Graphic Design Oversized T-Shirts Are the Perfect Gym Pump Covers

  • 1. Comfort and Mobility

    Our Oversized t-shirts are designed with a loose fit that allows for maximum comfort during your workouts. Made with breathable, high-quality fabrics, these shirts provide unrestricted movement for exercises like bench presses, squats, or pull-ups.

  • 2. Style and Motivation

    Our graphic designs combine creativity and inspiration, making every t-shirt a statement piece. From bold characters to motivational quotes, each design is tailored to represent your personality and your fitness journey.

  • 3. The Perfect "Pump Cover" Aesthetic

    Our Oversized t-shirts are ideal for creating that satisfying "pump reveal." The loose fit hides your physique until you’re ready to show off your hard-earned gains. When you peel it off after a killer workout, the transformation is striking and undeniable.

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