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GTA San Androgens : Oversize Tee

GTA San Androgens : Oversize Tee

$64.95 CAD
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💪 GRAND TEST ANDRO – SAN ANDROGENS Oversized Gym Tee

"Ah shit, here we go to the gym again."**

Step into the iron jungle with Grand Test Andro – San Androgens, the oversized t-shirt that pays hilarious tribute to the legendary Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas… but with a juiced-up twist.

This parody tee swaps gang wars for gym wars, drive-bys for bench-press PRs, and missions for massive doses of motivation (and, in this universe, questionable supplements).

On the front, the iconic San Andreas cover art is reimagined with:

  • A gym rat protagonist rocking unreal delts and a questionable syringe stash.

  • Dumbbells, protein tubs, and gym lockers replacing the original cityscape elements.

  • Easter eggs for the true lifters—spot the “Test-E 250” and “Creatine Lines” if you can.

Perfect for the bodybuilding crowd, meme-loving gym bros, or anyone who appreciates a savage fitness parody.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Oversized Pump Cover Fit – Ideal for hiding your “cutting season” or just looking huge on a bulk.

  • High-Quality Print – Crisp, vibrant parody art that’ll survive washes and sweaty workouts.

  • Ultra-Soft Cotton – Breathable, durable, and comfortable whether you’re lifting or lounging.

  • Conversation Starter – Expect nods, laughs, and “where’d you get that?” every time you wear it.

🎯 Gym Perk – “Maxed-Out Muscle Memory”
Wearing this tee grants you +15% Bench Press Confidence, +20 Bro Reps, and unlimited respawns after failed PR attempts. Bonus effect: Opponents in the squat rack will mysteriously disappear when you walk in.

đź’Ą Wear it for laughs. Lift in it for gains.
Whether you’re natty or “enhanced,” Grand Test Andro – San Androgens is the perfect mix of humor, nostalgia, and gym culture swagger.

Limited Run – Don’t AFK on this drop.

© 2025 Vêtements Unholy Mass Cult inc.. All rights reserved.

Clothing Materials

Specs and Materials :

  • Mix of high quality polyester and spandex
  • Stretchy
  • Durable
  • Anti-Odor
  • Dry Fit
  • Bodybuilder Cut

Print Specs

  • Art design printed with best DTF Transfer
  • DTF method for best quality and longevity
  • UMC logo printed with DTF
  • Wash in cold water and don't put in dryer for best longevity of the Print

Artist

Drawn by Antoine Bisson, Founder and Artist of Unholy Mass Cult

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The Best Quality

Our high-quality oversized t-shirts, crafted by our renowned provider and partner Aquila Canada, are designed for athletes who demand the best.
Made from a premium blend of polyester and spandex, they offer durability, stretch, and comfort, with advanced features like anti-odor technology, moisture-wicking dry-fit fabric, and a bodybuilder cut that enhances your physique.
Perfect as gym pump covers or casual wear, these shirts combine performance, style, and versatility, making them the ultimate choice for fitness enthusiasts.

Reasons Why Our Graphic Design Oversized T-Shirts Are the Perfect Gym Pump Covers

  • 1. Comfort and Mobility

    Our Oversized t-shirts are designed with a loose fit that allows for maximum comfort during your workouts. Made with breathable, high-quality fabrics, these shirts provide unrestricted movement for exercises like bench presses, squats, or pull-ups.

  • 2. Style and Motivation

    Our graphic designs combine creativity and inspiration, making every t-shirt a statement piece. From bold characters to motivational quotes, each design is tailored to represent your personality and your fitness journey.

  • 3. The Perfect "Pump Cover" Aesthetic

    Our Oversized t-shirts are ideal for creating that satisfying "pump reveal." The loose fit hides your physique until you’re ready to show off your hard-earned gains. When you peel it off after a killer workout, the transformation is striking and undeniable.

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