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UMC Apparel

Donald Pump : Graphic Tee

Donald Pump : Graphic Tee

$34.95 CAD
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💥 Donald Pump – Make America Bulk Again (MABA)
Gym Parody T-Shirt

What happens when politics meets peak pump?
You get Donald Pump.

This savage gym parody reimagines a certain world-famous president as a roided-out, iron-obsessed commander in chief, deadlifting global dominance straight off the floor. In this absurd universe, strength is diplomacy—and other presidents from rival countries are literally strapped to the bar as plates.

Above the chaos, military bombers fly overhead, unleashing syringe missiles filled with pure tren, raining gains instead of negotiations. The message is loud, ridiculous, and unapologetic:

“Make America Bulk Again.”

This oversized pump-cover tee is made for lifters who live for dark humor, gym memes, and designs that push parody to its absolute limit. If you know, you know.

🔥 Design Features

Front Print – Global Deadlift Domination
Donald Pump locked into a max-effort deadlift, veins popping, jaw clenched, with other world leaders chained to the bar like international weight plates.

Anabolic Warzone Aesthetic
Fighter jets and bombers dropping tren-filled syringe missiles, symbolizing mass, power, and uncontested gym supremacy.

🎯 Gym Perk – “Executive Order: MASS”

Wearing this pump cover grants:
+25% intimidation aura, +20% deadlift confidence, and absolute refusal to lower the weight.
Bonus effect: Every PR feels presidentially approved.

âś… Product Highlights

  • Premium Cotton/Polyester Blend — Soft, breathable, and durable.

  • Standard T-Shirt Cut — Classic unisex fit suitable for lifting or casual wear.

  • Bold Parody Artwork — Guaranteed conversation starter for gamers, fantasy fans, and lifters alike.

Care Instructions:
For long-lasting print quality, wash in cold water and avoid using a dryer.

© 2026 Vêtements Unholy Mass Cult inc. All rights reserved.

Clothing Materials

  • 4.6 oz./yd² (US) 7.7 oz./L yd (CA), 60/40 cotton/polyester, 30 singles
  • Soft style's high stitch density, soft ring-spun cotton and cotton blend fabric
  • Polyester gives a drapey and soft hand
  • Modern classic fit
  • Narrow width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability

Print Specs

  • Art design printed with best DTF Transfer
  • DTF method prints for best quality and longevity
  • Wash in cold water and don't put in dryer for best longevity of the Print

Artist

Drawn by Antoine Bisson, Founder and Artist of Unholy Mass Cult

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Budget Friendly Quality

Our standard t-shirts are the perfect blend of affordability and quality, crafted for those who want reliable gym wear without compromising on style.
Made with durable, breathable fabrics, these budget-friendly shirts are designed to withstand intense workouts while keeping you comfortable.
Featuring our signature unique designs, each shirt allows you to express your personality and dedication to fitness without breaking the bank. Whether you’re hitting the weights or running errands, these tees combine practicality, performance, and style. Perfect for athletes who want great value while showcasing their passion for fitness.

Reasons Why our Standard Graphic T-Shirts are the perfect blend of affordability and quality

  • 1. Comfort and Mobility

    Our standard t-shirts are crafted with comfort in mind, offering a perfect fit for all your gym workouts. Made from breathable and durable fabrics, these shirts provide unrestricted movement for exercises like squats, presses, or cardio sessions. Designed to keep you comfortable through the toughest training, they’re an essential addition to your fitness wardrobe.

  • 2. Style and Unique Designs

    Every standard t-shirt features our signature, one-of-a-kind designs that blend creativity with motivation. From bold, eye-catching graphics to empowering quotes, these shirts are tailored to showcase your individuality and passion for fitness. They’re not just gym wear—they’re a reflection of your unique journey.

  • 3. Affordable and Irresistible Deals

    Built for affordability without sacrificing quality, our standard t-shirts ensure you get great value for your money. Plus, with our special offer—buy 2 and get 1 free—you can stock up on your favorite designs while staying within budget. These tees deliver the perfect combination of comfort, style, and affordability for fitness enthusiasts everywhere.

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