💥 OnlyArms – Built Different, Trained Obsessed

Gym Parody T-Shirt

What happens when a lifter skips leg day… forever?
They subscribe to OnlyArms.

Welcome to the most exclusive arm-focused platform in the gym universe — where biceps peak higher than rent prices and triceps get more attention than any other muscle group. OnlyArms is a hilarious gym parody inspired by internet culture, reimagined for lifters whose entire personality is sleeves that don’t fit.

This oversized pump-cover tee celebrates the unapologetic arm addict — the one who trains curls before compound lifts and judges a workout by the pump alone.

🔥 Design Features

Front Print – OnlyArms Logo, Gym Edition
A bold parody logo that makes one thing clear: this content is strictly arms-only. No legs. No cardio. No excuses.

Parody Aesthetic
Internet culture meets hardcore gym humor. Clean, recognizable, and instantly understood by anyone who’s ever hit arms twice a week (minimum).

Oversized Pump-Cover Fit
Relaxed, draped silhouette perfect for hiding pre-pump arms… then accidentally flexing them anyway.

🎯 Gym Perk – “Premium Arm Subscription”

Wearing this tee unlocks:
+25% bicep pump, +20% tricep fullness, and an uncontrollable urge to add just one more arm exercise.
Bonus effect: Sleeves feel tighter by the end of your workout — guaranteed.

✅ Product Highlights

• Premium Cotton/Polyester Blend — Soft, breathable, and durable.

• Standard T-Shirt Cut — Classic unisex fit suitable for lifting or casual wear.

• Bold Parody Artwork — Guaranteed conversation starter for gamers, fantasy fans, and lifters alike.

Care Instructions:
For long-lasting print quality, wash in cold water and avoid using a dryer.

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