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UMC Apparel

Bromer Sarmsons : Tank Top Stringer

Bromer Sarmsons : Tank Top Stringer

$44.95 CAD
$44.95 CAD
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Bromer Sarmsons: The Ultimate Parody for Fitness Fans

This hilarious and creative design, crafted by our talented artist, is a fitness parody of the iconic Homer Simpson from the TV show The Simpsons. Reimagined as "Bromer Sarmsons," Homer is depicted as a SARMs (Selective Androgen Receptor Modulator) addict, casually sipping from his oversized "Buff Beer" mug while flexing his exaggerated muscles. This design brilliantly combines fitness culture with classic TV nostalgia, making it a must-have for gym lovers and parody enthusiasts.

Gym Perk:
"While wearing this shirt, channel Bromer’s unmatched ability to enjoy the gains lifestyle with humor and dedication. Expect a boost in gym vibes, laughter, and maybe even a craving for Buff Beer full of Proteins !"

We encourage you to wash with cold water and don't put in a dryer machine, to keep the prints at its best quality over time.

© 2025 Vêtements Unholy Mass Cult inc.. All rights reserved.

Clothing Materials

  • Mix of high quality polyester and spandex
  • Stretchy
  • Durable
  • Anti-Odor
  • Dry Fit
  • Bodybuilder Cut

Print Specs

  • Art design printed with best Epson DTG Printer or DTF Transfer
  • UMC logo printed with DTF
  • Wash in cold water and don't put in dryer for best longevity of the Print

Artist

Drawn by Antoine Bisson, Founder and Artist of Unholy Mass Cult

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Perfect Bodybuilder's Premium Tank Top

Our comfortable Tank Tops Stringers, crafted in collaboration with our renowned provider Aquila Canada, are engineered for athletes who settle for nothing but the best.
Designed with premium fabrics and tailored to enhance performance and physique, these tank tops combine comfort, functionality, and our signature unique designs.
Perfect for gym sessions or casual wear, they highlight your hard-earned muscles while keeping you inspired and motivated.

Reasons Why Our Tank Tops Are a Must For Bodybuilders

  • 1. Comfort for Peak Performance

    Made with a high-quality blend of breathable and lightweight materials, these tank tops ensure maximum comfort during intense workouts. The fabric wicks away sweat, keeping you cool and focused, whether you're hitting a PR or smashing through cardio.

  • 2. Style That Inspires

    Featuring bold and original designs, our tank tops let you express your individuality and passion for fitness. With creative artwork and motivational themes, each piece is crafted to keep you inspired while making a statement both in and out of the gym.

  • 3. Bodybuilder Cut That Highlights Your Gains

    These tank tops are designed with a bodybuilder cut to showcase your hard-earned muscles. With wide armholes and a tapered fit, they emphasize your physique, allowing you to display your progress proudly while staying stylish and comfortable.

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