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UMC Apparel

My Precious : Tank Top Stringer

My Precious : Tank Top Stringer

$44.95 CAD
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🧬 My Precious Tank Top Stringer – The One Steroid to Rule Them All

Step into the shadows of Middle Gym with My Precious, the ultimate parody tank top inspired by The Lord of the Rings — but in this saga, Gollum isn’t chasing gold… he’s chasing gains.

This epic design reimagines Gollum as a shredded, wide-eyed gym fiend, obsessed not with the ring, but with the Golden Syringe — the one steroid to rule them all.

đź’‰ The Legend of the Golden Syringe

Forged in the shadows of Mount Swole, the Golden Syringe was said to hold the purest essence of testosterone ever brewed — the serum of the gods, capable of bestowing eternal pumps and infinite vascularity.

But beware... for every gain, a shadow grows. Those who inject its power are doomed to whisper in the dark:

“My Precious…”

It is said that the walls of the gym still echo with his cries — the tragic ballad of a lifter who wanted more plates than fate allowed.

🔥 The Inscription of Power (Script Rewritten)

One steroid to rule them all,
One dose to find them,
One shot to bring them all,
And in the darkness, size them.

Emblazoned around the syringe in elvish-style script, this parody inscription marks the shirt as a true relic of gym legend and meme lore.

đź’Ş Design & Features

  • Front Print – Gollum, reimagined as a gaunt yet jacked creature clutching the Golden Syringe, eyes wild with lust for the pump.

  • Epic Parody Concept – A fusion of LOTR mythology and hardcore bodybuilding culture.

✅ Premium Cotton Blend – Soft, breathable, and built for performance & comfort.
✅ Sleeveless Design – Maximum mobility + shows off the gainz.
✅ Limited Edition Drop – Once it’s gone, restock may take a while.

⚔️ For the True Gym Adventurers

Whether you’re a natty Hobbit or a juiced-up Orc, this tank top is your armor of humor and pride.
Lift heavy. Speak few words. Guard your Precious well.

We encourage you to wash with cold water and don't put in a dryer machine, to keep the prints at its best quality over time.

© 2025 Vêtements Unholy Mass Cult inc.. All rights reserved.

Clothing Materials

  • Mix of high quality polyester and spandex
  • Stretchy
  • Durable
  • Anti-Odor
  • Dry Fit
  • Bodybuilder Cut

Print Specs

  • Art design printed with best Epson DTG Printer or DTF Transfer
  • UMC logo printed with DTF
  • Wash in cold water and don't put in dryer for best longevity of the Print

Artist

Drawn by Antoine Bisson, Founder and Artist of Unholy Mass Cult

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Perfect Bodybuilder's Premium Tank Top

Our comfortable Tank Tops Stringers, crafted in collaboration with our renowned provider Aquila Canada, are engineered for athletes who settle for nothing but the best.
Designed with premium fabrics and tailored to enhance performance and physique, these tank tops combine comfort, functionality, and our signature unique designs.
Perfect for gym sessions or casual wear, they highlight your hard-earned muscles while keeping you inspired and motivated.

Reasons Why Our Tank Tops Are a Must For Bodybuilders

  • 1. Comfort for Peak Performance

    Made with a high-quality blend of breathable and lightweight materials, these tank tops ensure maximum comfort during intense workouts. The fabric wicks away sweat, keeping you cool and focused, whether you're hitting a PR or smashing through cardio.

  • 2. Style That Inspires

    Featuring bold and original designs, our tank tops let you express your individuality and passion for fitness. With creative artwork and motivational themes, each piece is crafted to keep you inspired while making a statement both in and out of the gym.

  • 3. Bodybuilder Cut That Highlights Your Gains

    These tank tops are designed with a bodybuilder cut to showcase your hard-earned muscles. With wide armholes and a tapered fit, they emphasize your physique, allowing you to display your progress proudly while staying stylish and comfortable.

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