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Anabolic Jesus : Standard T-Shirt

Anabolic Jesus : Standard T-Shirt

$34.95 CAD
$34.95 CAD
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This unique and humorous design reimagines the Lord himself as the ultimate patron saint of gym addicts. Anabolic Jesus is seen blessing all non-sinners with divine strength and heavenly mass gains, ensuring your workouts are touched by celestial power. This playful caricature is perfect for those who worship hard work, dedication, and lifting heavy in the holy temple of iron.

Accompanied by the epic scripture-inspired quote:
"I am the strength of life; whoever comes to me shall gain massive muscles, and whoever believes in me shall forever bulk." (John 6:35)

Gym Perk: "While wearing this shirt, you must pray to the Lord before every workout. In return, your efforts will be divinely blessed, doubling your gains and strength in every session."

Whether you’re hitting the bench press, squatting, or curling, this shirt is a fun, bold way to bring your faith in the grind to life. Perfect for gym-goers who know that gains are sacred and every rep is a prayer!

This design is NOT printed on our high quality clothing.

We encourage you to wash with cold water and don't put in a dryer machine, to keep the prints at its best quality over time.

© 2023 Vêtements Unholy Mass Cult inc.. All rights reserved.

Clothing Materials

  • 4.6 oz./yd² (US) 7.7 oz./L yd (CA), 60/40 cotton/polyester, 30 singles
  • Soft style's high stitch density, soft ring-spun cotton and cotton blend fabric
  • Polyester gives a drapey and soft hand
  • Modern classic fit
  • Narrow width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability

Print Specs

  • Art design printed with best DTF Transfer
  • DTF method prints for best quality and longevity
  • Wash in cold water and don't put in dryer for best longevity of the Print

Artist

Drawn by Antoine Bisson, Founder and Artist of Unholy Mass Cult

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Budget Friendly Quality

Our standard t-shirts are the perfect blend of affordability and quality, crafted for those who want reliable gym wear without compromising on style.
Made with durable, breathable fabrics, these budget-friendly shirts are designed to withstand intense workouts while keeping you comfortable.
Featuring our signature unique designs, each shirt allows you to express your personality and dedication to fitness without breaking the bank. Whether you’re hitting the weights or running errands, these tees combine practicality, performance, and style. Perfect for athletes who want great value while showcasing their passion for fitness.

Reasons Why our Standard Graphic T-Shirts are the perfect blend of affordability and quality

  • 1. Comfort and Mobility

    Our standard t-shirts are crafted with comfort in mind, offering a perfect fit for all your gym workouts. Made from breathable and durable fabrics, these shirts provide unrestricted movement for exercises like squats, presses, or cardio sessions. Designed to keep you comfortable through the toughest training, they’re an essential addition to your fitness wardrobe.

  • 2. Style and Unique Designs

    Every standard t-shirt features our signature, one-of-a-kind designs that blend creativity with motivation. From bold, eye-catching graphics to empowering quotes, these shirts are tailored to showcase your individuality and passion for fitness. They’re not just gym wear—they’re a reflection of your unique journey.

  • 3. Affordable and Irresistible Deals

    Built for affordability without sacrificing quality, our standard t-shirts ensure you get great value for your money. Plus, with our special offer—buy 2 and get 1 free—you can stock up on your favorite designs while staying within budget. These tees deliver the perfect combination of comfort, style, and affordability for fitness enthusiasts everywhere.

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