Donald Pump : Oversize Tee

💥 Donald Pump – Make America Bulk Again (MABA)
Oversized Pump-Cover Gym Parody T-Shirt

What happens when politics meets peak pump?
You get Donald Pump.

This savage gym parody reimagines a certain world-famous president as a roided-out, iron-obsessed commander in chief, deadlifting global dominance straight off the floor. In this absurd universe, strength is diplomacy—and other presidents from rival countries are literally strapped to the bar as plates.

Above the chaos, military bombers fly overhead, unleashing syringe missiles filled with pure tren, raining gains instead of negotiations. The message is loud, ridiculous, and unapologetic:

“Make America Bulk Again.”

This oversized pump-cover tee is made for lifters who live for dark humor, gym memes, and designs that push parody to its absolute limit. If you know, you know.

🔥 Design Features

Front Print – Global Deadlift Domination
Donald Pump locked into a max-effort deadlift, veins popping, jaw clenched, with other world leaders chained to the bar like international weight plates.

Anabolic Warzone Aesthetic
Fighter jets and bombers dropping tren-filled syringe missiles, symbolizing mass, power, and uncontested gym supremacy.

Oversized Pump-Cover Fit
Loose, wide silhouette designed to hide the pump before training—and exaggerate it after.

🎯 Gym Perk – “Executive Order: MASS”

Wearing this pump cover grants:
+25% intimidation aura, +20% deadlift confidence, and absolute refusal to lower the weight.
Bonus effect: Every PR feels presidentially approved.

✅ Product Highlights

Premium Spandex/Polyester Blend — Heavy enough to drape perfectly, breathable enough for brutal sessions.

Oversized Pump-Cover Cut — Street-ready, gym-approved, and unapologetically massive.

Extreme Parody Artwork — Designed for lifters who enjoy controversy, satire, and savage gym culture.

Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Hang dry. Do not negotiate with the dryer.

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