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Donald Pump : Oversize Tee

Donald Pump : Oversize Tee

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💥 Donald Pump – Make America Bulk Again (MABA)
Oversized Pump-Cover Gym Parody T-Shirt

What happens when politics meets peak pump?
You get Donald Pump.

This savage gym parody reimagines a certain world-famous president as a roided-out, iron-obsessed commander in chief, deadlifting global dominance straight off the floor. In this absurd universe, strength is diplomacy—and other presidents from rival countries are literally strapped to the bar as plates.

Above the chaos, military bombers fly overhead, unleashing syringe missiles filled with pure tren, raining gains instead of negotiations. The message is loud, ridiculous, and unapologetic:

“Make America Bulk Again.”

This oversized pump-cover tee is made for lifters who live for dark humor, gym memes, and designs that push parody to its absolute limit. If you know, you know.

🔥 Design Features

Front Print – Global Deadlift Domination
Donald Pump locked into a max-effort deadlift, veins popping, jaw clenched, with other world leaders chained to the bar like international weight plates.

Anabolic Warzone Aesthetic
Fighter jets and bombers dropping tren-filled syringe missiles, symbolizing mass, power, and uncontested gym supremacy.

Oversized Pump-Cover Fit
Loose, wide silhouette designed to hide the pump before training—and exaggerate it after.

🎯 Gym Perk – “Executive Order: MASS”

Wearing this pump cover grants:
+25% intimidation aura, +20% deadlift confidence, and absolute refusal to lower the weight.
Bonus effect: Every PR feels presidentially approved.

âś… Product Highlights

Premium Spandex/Polyester Blend — Heavy enough to drape perfectly, breathable enough for brutal sessions.

Oversized Pump-Cover Cut — Street-ready, gym-approved, and unapologetically massive.

Extreme Parody Artwork — Designed for lifters who enjoy controversy, satire, and savage gym culture.

Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Hang dry. Do not negotiate with the dryer.

© 2026 Vêtements Unholy Mass Cult inc.. All rights reserved.

Clothing Materials

Specs and Materials :

  • Mix of high quality polyester and spandex
  • Stretchy
  • Durable
  • Anti-Odor
  • Dry Fit
  • Bodybuilder Cut

Print Specs

  • Art design printed with best DTF Transfer
  • DTF method for best quality and longevity
  • UMC logo printed with DTF
  • Wash in cold water and don't put in dryer for best longevity of the Print

Artist

Drawn by Antoine Bisson, Founder and Artist of Unholy Mass Cult

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The Best Quality

Our high-quality oversized t-shirts, crafted by our renowned provider and partner Aquila Canada, are designed for athletes who demand the best.
Made from a premium blend of polyester and spandex, they offer durability, stretch, and comfort, with advanced features like anti-odor technology, moisture-wicking dry-fit fabric, and a bodybuilder cut that enhances your physique.
Perfect as gym pump covers or casual wear, these shirts combine performance, style, and versatility, making them the ultimate choice for fitness enthusiasts.
  • 1. Comfort and Mobility

    Our Oversized t-shirts are designed with a loose fit that allows for maximum comfort during your workouts. Made with breathable, high-quality fabrics, these shirts provide unrestricted movement for exercises like bench presses, squats, or pull-ups.
  • 2. Style and Motivation

    Our graphic designs combine creativity and inspiration, making every t-shirt a statement piece. From bold characters to motivational quotes, each design is tailored to represent your personality and your fitness journey.
  • 3. The Perfect "Pump Cover" Aesthetic

    Our Oversized t-shirts are ideal for creating that satisfying "pump reveal." The loose fit hides your physique until you’re ready to show off your hard-earned gains. When you peel it off after a killer workout, the transformation is striking and undeniable.