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Unholy Mass Cult

Christ Mass' Crib : Hoodie

Christ Mass' Crib : Hoodie

$60.00 CAD
$60.00 CAD
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Celebrate the season of gains with the Christ Mass' Crib Hoodie, a one-of-a-kind design crafted by our talented artist. This parody artwork reimagines the Nativity Scene with a fitness twist, featuring the Swoleness Messiah, the son of Anabolism and savior of all muscle mass. It’s a humorous yet inspiring piece for gym addicts who worship at the altar of gains.

Inspired by Luke 2:10-12, this hoodie brings "good news that will cause great joy for all gym enthusiasts," depicting the sacred birth of pure muscle mass in your local gym. Perfect for the holidays, this hoodie combines festive cheer with motivational energy to help you kickstart a year of epic lifts.

Gym Perk:
"While wearing this hoodie, the guiding star shines directly over your local gym. Follow it, crush a blessed workout, and begin the New Year with divine gains!"

We encourage you to wash with cold water and don't put in a dryer machine, to keep the prints at its best quality over time.

© 2023 Vêtements Unholy Mass Cult inc.. All rights reserved.

Clothing Materials

  • Pre shrunk fleece knit
  • Weight: 8.0 oz/sq yd
  • 50/50cotton/polyester
  • Air jet yarns = softer feel and reduced pilling
  • Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease
  • Double-needle stitching at waistband and cuffs
  • Pouch pocket
  • 1 x 1 rib with spandex

Print Specs

  • Art design printed with best Epson DTG Printer or DTF Transfer
  • DTG method (direct to garment) prints directly to the clothing itself, for best quality and longevity
  • UMC logo printed with DTF
  • Wash in cold water and don't put in dryer for best longevity of the Print

Artist

Drawn by Antoine Bisson, Founder and Artist of Unholy Mass Cult

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Premium Comfort and Style

Our budget-friendly hoodies are designed to offer premium comfort and style without breaking the bank.
Made from durable and cozy materials, these hoodies are perfect for gym workouts, outdoor activities, or casual wear.
Featuring our signature unique designs, they combine functionality with creativity, making them an essential choice for fitness enthusiasts who value quality and affordability.

Reasons Why These Hoodies Are a Must-Buy

  • 1. Ultimate Comfort and Durability

    Crafted from high-quality fabrics, our hoodies provide a soft, cozy feel while maintaining durability for long-term use. Whether you’re warming up at the gym or staying comfortable during colder days, these hoodies offer the perfect balance of warmth, flexibility, and breathability.

  • 2. Unique, Motivational Designs

    Each hoodie showcases bold, original artwork that reflects your passion for fitness and individuality. From motivational quotes to creative graphics, our designs turn your hoodie into more than just gym wear—it’s a statement of your journey and dedication.

  • 3. Budget-Friendly Quality

    Our hoodies deliver exceptional value by offering premium features at an affordable price point. Ideal for those who want great quality without overspending, they ensure you get both style and functionality. With these hoodies, you don’t have to compromise between your budget and looking your best.

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