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Unholy Mass Cult

Bromer Sarmsons : Premium T-Shirt

Bromer Sarmsons : Premium T-Shirt

$47.95 CAD
$47.95 CAD
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Bromer Sarmsons: The Ultimate Parody for Fitness Fans

This hilarious and creative design, crafted by our talented artist, is a fitness parody of the iconic Homer Simpson from the TV show The Simpsons. Reimagined as "Bromer Sarmsons," Homer is depicted as a SARMs (Selective Androgen Receptor Modulator) addict, casually sipping from his oversized "Buff Beer" mug while flexing his exaggerated muscles. This design brilliantly combines fitness culture with classic TV nostalgia, making it a must-have for gym lovers and parody enthusiasts.

Gym Perk:
"While wearing this shirt, channel Bromer’s unmatched ability to enjoy the gains lifestyle with humor and dedication. Expect a boost in gym vibes, laughter, and maybe even a craving for Buff Beer full of Proteins !"

We encourage you to wash with cold water and don't put in a dryer machine, to keep the prints at its best quality over time.

© 2025 Vêtements Unholy Mass Cult inc.. All rights reserved.

Clothing Materials

  • Mix of high quality polyester and spandex
  • Stretchy
  • Durable
  • Anti-Odor
  • Dry Fit
  • Bodybuilder Cut

Print Specs

  • Art design printed with best Epson DTG Printer or DTF Transfer
  • UMC logo printed with DTF
  • Wash in cold water and don't put in dryer for best longevity of the Print

Artist

Drawn by Antoine Bisson, Founder and Artist of Unholy Mass Cult

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The Best Quality

Our comfortable Premium T-Shirts, crafted in collaboration with the renowned provider Aquila Canada, are built for athletes who demand the best in performance and style.
Made with premium materials, these shirts are designed to provide unmatched comfort, showcase your hard-earned physique, and feature our unique, inspiring designs.
Whether you're crushing a workout or rocking casual wear, these T-Shirts deliver the perfect balance of quality, functionality, and motivation.

Reasons Why These T-Shirts Are the Best for Bodybuilders

  • 1. Comfort for Peak Performance

    Crafted from high-quality, breathable fabric, these T-Shirts provide ultimate comfort during any activity. Their lightweight and moisture-wicking properties keep you cool and dry, allowing you to focus on your training without distractions.

  • 2. Style That Inspires

    Our T-Shirts feature bold, original designs that combine creativity with fitness culture. From motivational themes to eye-catching artwork, each piece lets you express your personality while inspiring others. They're not just T-Shirts—they're a reflection of your journey and determination.

  • 3. Bodybuilder Cut That Highlights Your Gains

    Engineered with a tailored fit, these T-Shirts are tight around the chest, arms, shoulders, and belly, accentuating your hard-earned muscles. This bodybuilder cut not only showcases your physique but also provides a sleek, athletic look that’s perfect for both the gym and everyday wear.

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